Synopsis:
In the not too distant future a
secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative
Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to
spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle
with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no
turning back.
The
Freak's
Rating: F : I have said it before, but I will watch anything...I mean that,
anything. I'm a Howard Stern fan. for those of you who don't know, and
when the cast came on the show to promote the DVD/Blu Ray release of a film
called Zombie Strippers, I couldn't resist. Knowing in advance the
absolute awful film I was about to watch made it far easier to stomach.
Acting is dreadful in this film, with
the best performance (believe it or not) coming from pornstar Jenna Jameson.
Jenna is dreadful, don't get me wrong, but she comes off as an A-lister with
this cast. Direction isn't too bad, but the storyline of living in a world
where George W Bush rules everything is awful. Dialogue is disgustingly
bad and special effects could be reproduced with a Commodore 64 if given an hour
to do so.
I believe in palette cleanser movies.
They help you to appreciate the effort that goes into most film to pull them up
to the D level. Zombie Strippers provides absolutely nothing of value.
I did get a kick out of the fact that the studio felt strongly enough about the
product to release it on Blu Ray and even feature Blu Ray Live material though.
Avoid this one at all costs.
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