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Watchmen

Average User Rating:

A

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Year Released: 2009

Date Reviewed: 3/14/09

Genre: Action

Rating: R

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Synopsis:

 

When an ex-superhero is murdered, a vigilante named Rorschach begins an investigation into the murder, which begins to lead to a much more terrifying conclusion.

 

The Freak's Rating: A- : How about we all agree on something, ok?  Graphic novel is a fancy term for comic book.  Every comic book that has an adult film made from it (Watchmen, 300, 30 Days Of Night, etc...) is tagged "from the graphic novel...".  It makes me giggle every time I see it.  I remember looking through the Watchmen comic books when I was younger and thinking they were nuts.  I was near 10 years old when they were released and I remember our grocery store manager saying that they were unfit for sale in his store (I grew up in a conservative small town).  It was nearly a year later when I swiped them from my cousin's house and read them.  Though it has been nearly 20 years since, I still remember some of the characters and couldn't wait to see the film adaptation.

 

Watchmen takes an interesting tone that movies in this genre rarely visit.  It attempts to bring the story to adults, rather than cater to young people.  Christopher Nolan's take on the Batman franchise brought a new darkness to superhero films that helped to enable studios to greenlight Watchmen into production.  Director Zack Snyder pushes us a few steps past Nolan's darkness, bringing us a side of these "heroes" that makes us wonder if we should look up to them at all.  We're no longer left with flirting between characters.  They just have sex.  When a bad guy is caught he isn't handcuffed and thrown in the back of a squad car.  His head is cut off.  It is a dark style and a welcome addition to the genre that I hope all future "graphic novel" filmmakers embrace.

 

There are two problems I have with the film.  First up, character development.  There are a few sections of the film which are devoted to explaining each character in depth.  These are brilliant, allowing you to relate to these people and bringing you into their view of the world.  Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan's segments are particularly well done.  The issue I have is with the lack of equality to the other characters.  The Comedian, Nite Owl II and Silk Spectre II are not developed with near the depth of the aforementioned.  This creates enormous holes and left me feeling cheated.  The film's second problem is nudity.  Being an avid Howard Stern fan has helped me to be very comfortable with my sexuality.  Dr Manhattan's nudity isn't offensive to me, as it has been to some, but it is inconsistent and distracting.  At times in the film, Dr. Manhattan is shown with thong underwear on, then at times without.  Are they only available in certain sizes?  My problem is further amplified with the distraction this nudity causes.  Watchmen is a thought-provoking superhero movie.  The seriousness of some scenes is lost when a giant blue penis comes swinging across the screen.  You tell me you can concentrate on nuclear war when Mr. Happy is pointing right at you.  Luckily the scenes with this are limited, but the nudity coupled with the lack of character equality is still enough for me to drop this to an A-.

 

Watchmen is an extremely entertaining film and Zack Snyder is solidifying himself as an A-list director with his style.  Fans of the "graphic novel" won't be dissappointed and it may actually get a few of today's youth to go out and pickup a copy.  The true sadness here lies within the material's definitive script.  Watchmen is unlikely to spawn a sequel, which only leaves the door open for a prequel.  Prequels being as difficult as they are to handle, I'll be hoping that Snyder (who has sworn he won't do another one) changes his mind.

 

Sebastian's Rating: A : Must I say, the thong was hilarious. Why would you were a thong in the vietnam war? I would have just been naked... Who carres if someone see's your gonads... Your gonna kill them anyways!

Well, I don't know if these aspects bring this movie down, they really don't. I really loved this film, I couldn't stop thinking about it for the past week, I've just never had the reason to write a review about it yet, because it really is hard to.

The casting was well done, I loved roachwell's character, with his ink changing mask. However, it felt like his character was a little well based on the dark knight, yet totally different. It really didn't bother me. What i also don't like is there are only a few characters that stand out. The comedian, roachwell, Mr manhatten and of course the silk spectre 2. The kngiht owl and Ozymandias's characters were very well done, however there wasn't much character developement incripted in them.Despite that I'm really happy that they made this film nowadays, so it got the respect it deserved. The classy atmosphere, the special effects, the music and of course the plot were all well done. I can't wait till this movie comes out on DVD, because I'll probably be the first to buy it.

 

Nate's Rating: A+ : Yeah, I'm giving this an A+. From beginning to end, I loved it, blue schlong notwithstanding. I've never read the graphic comic novel book, but now I really want to. But this film is really hard to describe.

It's not a super-hero movie. I mean, it has super-heroes, they have super-powers, they fight crime, and kind of save the world in visually amazing special effect-laden scenes, but this isn't a super-hero movie.

It's not a drama, either. I mean, there is some great character development, tormented backstories, heavy atmosphere, and intense, dark emotions between characters, but it isn't a drama.

It's not an action flick, despite the prison riot scene, fist fights in dark alleys, Vietnam flashbacks, exploding people, and a body count that would make Arnold green with envy.

It's not a parody, even though the costumes are intentionally awkward and geek-convention-attendee looking, the super-heroes are mostly archetypes of popular characters, and they end up behaving, in some cases, quite un-heroically.

And it's not a porn either, so don't even go there.

I don't know what it is. But I know that it's the best non-super-hero non-drama non-action non-parody non-porno movie I've ever seen. It takes the lofty idealism of the golden age of superheroes and ruthlessly smashes it against the chaotic realism of humanity's most wicked failings. And at well over 2 hours, I didn't want it to end.

Brian's Rating: B+ : First off, I have to agree with a couple of Nate's points.  This was a very intriguing super-hero movie, and it did make me want to read the comic book, or even comics in general.  It was so visually appealing that it really made me appreciate the strengths of a graphic novel.  An entire paragraph, or even chapter, needs to be told with a single picture, and to do that it needs to be purposely visually captivating and almost intrusive to the psyche.

Why was it intriguing?  Like Nate mentioned it destroys the normal stereotype of superheros.  They are not role models for sure.  Even something like "The Punisher" sets him up as a clear antagonist.  In this setting, the "heroes" are such that they clearly reflect the depravity of humanity.  The minute that The Comedian tried to rape Silk Specter, I knew I loved it.  Not because I am into watching rape, but because it then became clearly evident that the heroes were just as screwed up as the rest of humanity.

The movie did fail on a few points for me and it all had to do with not understanding the source material.  I had not seen anything about the Watchmen going into this movie and knew absolutely nothing about the setting or the universe it was created in.  Due to this, I was thoroughly confused by the blast of different characters that were thrown at me.  There were 2 different groups of heroes, and old school group, and a 2nd generation group.  Coupled with that is the fact that some of the names were mixed together, and even some of the same members appeared to be in both groups.  Throw in the fact that they addressed everybody in both their human names, and their hero names and I was thoroughly confused for most of the film.  Even know I am not sure I have it all straight.

Related to this, I wasn't entirely clear on the whole super power situation.  Obviously the blue guy had some powers, and clearly Ozmandius had some powers, but apart from that, it seemed maybe as if they were just good at fighting.  I am ok with no extraordinary powers, but I just wanted to understand the setting.

Finally, what was that complex "space-ship" that Dr. Manhattan was flying around near the end of the movie?  I am not sure what its purpose was since he could float anywhere he wanted anyway.  Maybe fans of the novels understood this.

Anyway, I still liked the movie, I just think it may have been a touch better for those that have been previously exposed to the characters and/or setting.

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