The Freak's Reviews
1408 - B-
2012 - B
21 - C
28 Weeks Later - A-
30 Days Of Night - D+
300 - B-
3:10 To Yuma - C
500 Days Of Summer - A
9 - C- (Elijah Wood, Jennifer Connelly, John C Reilly)
Adjustment Bureau, The - A- (Matt Damon, Emily Blunt)
Adventureland - A-
Alice In Wonderland - B+ (Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway)
American Gangster - A-
American History X - A
American Splendor - B-
American Teen - A+
Amistad - B-
Anchorman - D
Angels And Demons - B-
Animal Kingdom - C+ (Jacki Weaver, Joel Edgerton, Guy Pearce)
Apocalypto - A+
Appaloosa - C+
As Good As It Gets - A+
Atonement - C-
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery - A
Australia - B+
Avatar - A
Away We Go - B
Baby Mama - D-
Back To The Future - A+
Back To The Future 2 - C-
Back To The Future 3 - D-
Bad Santa - B-
Baghead - D-
Bank Job, The - B-
Baseketball - A-
Batman Begins - A
Be Kind Rewind - C-
Bee Movie - C+
Beetlejuice - B-
Beowulf - B-
Beyond The Gates Of Splendor - C
Big Lebowski, The - A
Black Book - B+
Black Snake Moan - A
Black Swan - B+ (Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis)
Blades Of Glory - F
Blood Diamond - B+
Blow- B+
Bolt - A-
Box, The - D- (Cameron Diaz, Frank Langella)
Brick - C+
Bride Wars - C-
Bruno - F (Sacha Baron Cohen)
Bug - D-
Bug's Life, A - A
Burn After Reading - B
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid - A
Can't Buy Me Love - B- (Patrick Dempsey)
Capturing The Friedmans - B-
Casablanca - B+
Casino Royale - B-
Cat's Eye - B- (Drew Barrymore, James Woods)
Catfish - B+
Changeling, The - C+
Charlie Wilson's War - B-
Children Of Men - C-
Christmas Carol, A - D+
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe, The - C+
Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The - A-
Clerks 2 - C-
Click - D
Closer - B+
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs - B+
Cloverfield - B+
Color Of Money, The - B-
Color Purple, The - A
Coming To America - B-
Confessions Of A Shopaholic - D+
Conspirator, The - D (James McAvoy, Robin Wright, Tom Wilkinson)
Cool Hand Luke - B+
Coraline - B
Couples Retreat -
C+
Cove, The - A
Crash - A
Crazies, The - A- (Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell)
Crazy Heart - A
Crazy Love - B
Creepshow - B-
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The - C-
Da Vinci Code, The - B-
Dan In Real Life - B-
Dark Knight, The - A
Date Night - B- (Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Mark Wahlberg)
Daybreakers - D-
Death At A Funeral - C- (Chris Rock, Tracy Morgan, Danny Glover, Peter Dinklage, Zoe Saldana)
Death Race - B+
Defiance - B
Definitely Maybe - B
Descent, The - A-
Despicable Me - C+ (Steve Carell, Jason Segal, Russell Brand)
Devil Wears Prada, The - C+
Devil's Rejects, The - B+
Did You Hear About The Morgans - D-
Dirty Dancing - A
District 9 - B
Disturbia - C-
Doubt - A
Drag Me To Hell - B-
Dream A Little Dream - B-
Dream Team, The - B-
Dumb & Dumber - A
Duplicity - D+
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial - A-
Earth - D
Eastern Promises - B-
Easy A - B (Emma Stone, Stanley Tucci, Amanda Bynes)
Eclipse - B (Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson)
Edge Of Darkness - C (Mel Gibson)
Education, An - A-
Eight Below - C+
Elf - A
Enchanted - A
Encounters At The End Of The World - C-
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind - A
Expendables, The - B+ (Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Eric Roberts)
Exit Through The Gift Shop - C
Extract - D
Face/Off - A
Family Guy: Blue Harvest, The - B+
Fast & Furious - A-
Fantastic Four 2: Rise Of The Silver Surfer - B-
Final Destination, The - C- (Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten)
First Snow - C-
Forgetting Sarah Marshall - A
Four Christmases - B-
Free Enterprise - D
Friday The 13th - B-
Frost / Nixon - A-
Frozen - D (Emma Bell, Shawn Ashmore, Kevin Zegers)
Funny People - C-
Galapagos - C
Gentlemen Broncos - C- (Michael Angarano, Jemaine Clement, Jennifer Coolidge)
Get Him To The Greek - B- (Russell Brand, Jonah Hill, Sean Combs)
Get Low - C- (Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek, Bill Murray)
Get Smart - C-
Ghost Town - C-
Ghostbusters - A
G.I. Joe - D
Gift, The - B+
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The - A (Noomi Rapace, Michael Nyqvist)
Glengarry Glen Ross - B+
Gladiator - B-
Glory Road - D+
God Grew Tired Of Us - B+
Golden Compass, The - C
Good Night & Good Luck - B-
Goodfellas - A+
Goods, The - D
Goonies, The - A-
Gran Torino - B
Great Debaters, The - C
Groundhog Day - A-
Grown Ups - D (Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, Kevin James, Rob Schneider)
Hairspray - B
Halloween (1978) - A
Halloween (2007) - B-
Hamlet 2 - D+
Hangover, The - B
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus - Best Of Both Worlds Concert Tour - B-
Happening, The - D
Hard Candy - B+
Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle - D+
He's Just Not That Into You - C+
Heartbreak Kid, The - C-
High Fidelity - C-
Hoax, The - B-
Horton Hears A Who - C-
Host, The - C
Hostel 2 - D
Hot Fuzz - A
Hot Tub Time Machine - B- (Jon Cusack, Chevy Chase)
House Of 1,000 Corpses - B
House Of Flying Daggers - B
How To Train Your Dragon - A+ (Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler, Craig Ferguson, America Ferrera)
Hurt Locker, The - B+
Hustler, The - B+
I Am Legend - A
I Love You Beth Cooper - D (Hayden Panatierre)
I Love You Man - B+ (Paul Rudd, Jason Segal)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry - F
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With - C+
In Bruges - B-
In The Company Of Men - B+
In The Land Of Women - C
In The Shadow Of The Moon - B-
Inception - A+ (Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Ellen Page)
Incredible Hulk, The - B
Independence Day - C+
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystall Skull - C+
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade - B-
Informant, The - C- (Matt Damon, Scott Baccula)
Inglourious Basterds - A
Inside Man - A- (Clive Owen, Denzel Washington)
Into The Wild - B-
Invention Of Lying, The - D+
Invincible - B-
Iron Man - A
Iron Man 2 - C+ (Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansen)
It's A Wonderful Life - A
JCVD - A-
Jennifer's Body - D (Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfreid)
Jesus Camp - A
Journey To The Center Of The Earth 3-D, The - C+
Joyeux Noel (Merry Christmas) - A-
Juno - A
Karate Kid, The - A-
Karate Kid, The (2010) - A (Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan)
Kick Ass - A (Aaron Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Chloe Moretz, Lyndsy Fonseca)
Kids Are All Right, The - B- (Annette Bening, Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo)
Kill Bill Volume 1 - A
King Of Kong, The - A
Kingdom, The - B
King's Speech, The - A- (Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, Helena Bonham Carter)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - C-
Kissing Jessica Stein - B
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl - C+
Kite Runner, The - C+
Knocked Up - B
Knowing - D+
Kramer Vs Kramer - A+ (Meryl Streep, Dustin Hoffman)
Kung Fu Panda - B+
L.A. Confidential - A
Lars And The Real Girl - C-
Last King Of Scotland, The - B-
Last Song, The - B (Greg Kinnear, Miley Cyrus, Kelly Preston)
Law Abiding Citizen - C- (Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx)
Layer Cake - D+
Leatherheads - C-
Leaves Of Grass - D+ (Edward Norton, Susan Sarandon)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The - C
Legion - C+
Letters From Iwo Jima - A
License To Drive - B-
Lincoln Lawyer, The - B (Matthew McConaughey, Marisa Tomei, Ryan Phillippe, William H Macy)
Little Miss Sunshine - A
Live Free Or Die Hard - C
Lives Of Others, The - B+
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels - B-
Look Who's Talking - A- (John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Kirstie Alley)
Lookout, The - A
Lord Of War - B-
Lost Boys, The - B+
Love Actually - A+
Love Guru, The - C+
Lovely Bones, The - A
MacGruber - F (Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillipe)
Machete - B (Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Segal)
Mallrats - C-
Mamma Mia - B-
Margot At The Wedding - D+
Marley & Me - B+
Matchstick Men - C
Maxed Out - B-
Max Payne - F
Mega Python Vs Gatoroid - B- (Tiffany, Deborah Gibson)
Men In Black - B+
Men Who Stare At Goats, The - C-
Messenger, The - C (Woody Harrelson, Ben Foster)
Michael Clayton - C-
Mighty Heart, A - B
Miller's Crossing - C+
Millions - A
Mirrors - C-
Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day - D+
Mission Impossible 3 - C-
Mist, The - D+
Monsters Vs Aliens - D
Monty Python's Life Of Brian - B
Mr. Brooks - A-
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - D-
My Bloody Valentine - D-
My Date With Drew - B+
My Fair Lady - A-
My Kid Could Paint That - B
My Sister's Keeper - C-
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - A+
National Lampoon's Vacation - A+
National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets - C-
Natural Born Killers - A
Near Dark - C-
New Moon - B-
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist - B-
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian - C+
Night Watch - C
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (2010) - C+ (Jackie Earle Haley, Kyle Gallner, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy)
Nines, The - D+
No Country For Old Men - A
Nobody's Fool - A (Paul Newman, Bruce Willis, Melanie Griffith)
Number 23, The - D
Observe and Report - F
Obsessed - D
Oceans - B+
Office Space - A
Offside - B-
Oldboy - D
Once - A
Open Water - C-
Ordinary People - C-
Orphanage, The - A
Pan's Labyrinth - B-
Paper Heart - C (Charlyne Yi, Michael Cera)
Paranormal Activity - B+
Perfect Getaway, A - B+
Pineapple Express - B-
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End - D-
Police Academy - B
Ponyo - C+ (Lliam Neeson, Tina Fey)
Precious - C+ (Gabourey Sidibe, Mo'Nique, Paula Patton, Mariah Carey)
Predator - A-
Predators - D- (Adrien Brody, Lawrence Fishburne)
Prestige, The - A+
Primal Fear - B+
Princess Bride, The - B
Prophet, A - B+ (Tahar Rahim, Niels Arestrup)
P.S. I Love You - C
Public Enemies - C+
Pulp Fiction - A+
Quantum Of Solace - B-
Quarantine - F
Quick Change - B+
Rambo - B-
Rango - B (Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher)
Ratatouille - C+
Reader, The - C+
Real Dirt On Farmer John, The - B+
Recount - B+
Red - B+ (Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Mary Louise Parker)
Replacement Killers, The - D-
Rescue Dawn - C-
Reservoir Dogs - A
Revolutionary Road - B-
Right America Feeling Wronged - C+ (Sean Hannity, various people)
Righteous Kill - C-
Rio - B+ (Jesse Eisenburg, Anne Hathaway, George Lopez)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The - A- (Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon)
Roman Polanski: Wanted And Desired - B+
Run Fatboy Run - B+
Salt - C- (Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber)
Savages, The - C
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World - D (Michael Cera)
Scream 4 - C+ (Neve Campbell, David Arquette, Courtney Cox)
Semi Pro - D
Severance - D
Sex and the City - A-
Shaun Of The Dead - C (Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield)
Shawshank Redemption, The - A+
Sherlock Holmes - C+
Shining, The - A
Shooter - B
Short Circuit - A-
Shutter Island - A (Leonardo DiCaprio, Michelle Williams, Mark Ruffalo)
Simpsons Movie, The - A
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2, The - C-
Solitary Man - C (Michael Douglas, Mary Louise Parker, Jesse Eisenberg)
Slumdog Millionaire - A+
Smart People - C+
Smokey and the Bandit - C
Snow Angels - C-
Social Network, The - A (Jesse Eisenberg, Justin Timberlake)
Soloist, The - C+
Sorority Row - D-
Spiderwick Chronicles, The - C-
Squid And The Whale, The - D
Stand By Me - A
Star Trek - C+
State Of Play - B+
Station Agent, The - B-
Sting, The - B+
Strangers, The - D+
Sunshine Cleaning - C-
Superbad - A
Super High Me - F
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street - C
Swing Vote - B-
Taken - B+
Tale Of Desperaux, The - C-
Talk To Me - B+
Teeth - D-
Ten, The - F
Thank You For Smoking - B+
There Will Be Blood - A-
Thirteen Conversations About One Thing - C-
Three Men And A Baby - A-
Three Men And A Little Lady - C-
Tommy Boy - B- (Chris Farley, David Spade)
Touching The Void - A
Towelhead - D+
Town, The - A (Ben Affleck, Jeremy Renner, Blake Lively)
Toy Story 3 - A+ (Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack, Don Rickles)
Traitor - B-
Transformers - F
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen - B+
Transsiberian - B
Tron Legacy - C- (Jeff Bridges)
Tropic Thunder - A
True Grit - A+ (Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon)
Tunnel, The - A
Twilight - C+
Twilight Zone: The Movie - C+
Twister - B+
Two Days In April - B+
Tyson - B-
Under The Same Moon - B+
Unfaithful - B- (Diane Lane, Richard Gere)
Uninvited, The - B
United 93 - A
Unstoppable - B (Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson)
Up - C
Up In The Air - A-
Usual Suspects, The - A+
Vacancy - D
Valkyrie - C+
Vicky Cristina Barcelona - C (Javier Bardem, Scarlett Johannsen, Penelope Cruz)
Visitor, The - B-
W - A
Walk The Line - C+
Waiting For Superman - A
Waitress - B+
Wall-E - C
Walk Hard - D+
Wanted - B+
Watchmen - A-
We Are Marshall - B-
We Own The Night - C-
Wedding Singer, The - A
Weird Science - B-
What Happens In Vegas - D-
What Would Jesus Buy? - C-
Where The Wild Things Are - B-
Whip It - D+
Wind That Shakes The Barley, The - B+
Winnebago Man - B- (Jack Rebney, Michael Moore)
Winter's Bone - B+ (Jennifer Lawrence, John Hawkes)
Wolverine - A-
Wrestler, The - B
Yes Man - B-
You Kill Me - B-
Young At Heart - B-
You're Welcome America - B- (Will Ferrell)
Zombie Strippers - F
Zombieland - B+
